TheFunnyBeer

PC and a Mac: An ugly dude with a hot chick
USB (Universal Standard Boobs): Real Boobs
USB 2.0: Fake boobs
Teleworking: Masturbating
Buffer overflow: Boob overflow usually when wearing  a small size bikini top
Denial of Service (DoS): Virgin
Mal(e)ware: Penis
Cloud Computing: On a blind date
Trojan: Condom
Worm:  A loser or a douchebag
Hacking:  To have sex
Low Bandwidth: Dumb
5u Chassis: Fat